英语幽默小短文马上.今天下午2点之前要有内容要一分钟内讲完附中文

英语幽默小短文马上.今天下午2点之前要有内容要一分钟内讲完附中文
英语幽默小短文
马上.今天下午2点之前要有
内容要一分钟内讲完
附中文

英语幽默小短文马上.今天下午2点之前要有内容要一分钟内讲完附中文
Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋.”
“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮.好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来.”
“购物袋在哪?”
“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧.”
Big Head
“All the kids make fun of me”the boy cried to his mother.“They say I have a big head”
“Don't listen to them.”his mother comforted him.“You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes”
“Where's the shopping bag?”
“I haven't got one,use your hat.”
大脑袋
“所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟妈妈说：“他们说我长了一个大脑袋.”
“别听他们的,”他妈妈安慰说：“你的脑袋长得很漂亮.好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来.”
“购物袋在哪?”
“我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧.”
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents."What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly."Here are two cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说.“你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
“她是个卖糖果的.”

The Cat and the Bell
There were many mice in a house. The man of the house got a cat. The cat killed many of the mice.
Then the oldest mouse said, “all mice must come to my hole tonight,...

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The Cat and the Bell
There were many mice in a house. The man of the house got a cat. The cat killed many of the mice.
Then the oldest mouse said, “all mice must come to my hole tonight, and we will think what we can do about this cat.’
All the mice came. Many mice spoke, but none knew what to do. At last a young mouse stood up and said, "We must put a bell on the cat. Then, when the cat comes near, we shall hear the bell and run away and hide. So the cat will not catch any more mice.’
Then the old mouse asked, “Who will put the bell on the cat?"
No mouse answered.
He waited; but still no one answered.
At last he said, "It is not hard to say things; but it is harder to do them."

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